Peculiar that I traverse the steep steps of Waterstones on Piccadilly and look across to the giant photos above the bannisters that showcase the great literary luminaries of our age and who do I see? David Beckham, Jane Fonda, Paul McCartney and Bill Clinton. There is one shot of a real author – you know one of those people who actually have touched a keypad or typewriter and known how to use syntax and grammar, rather than speak to a ghost writer – this was of Margaret Atwood whose expression in the photo was of shere awkwardness, even though she was in fact surrounded by books. This observation was further compounded by the fact I was rudely ushered to one side by an assistant to make way for their next author who was signing. My glimmer of internal hope died however, when I noticed it was not the Pulitzer Prize-winning Michael Chabon or even ‘Chick-Lit Queen’ Sophie Kinsella. No, it was Kanye West and his mother.
This is future of publishing people. I do hope people like my friend Ben get their literary efforts recognised, I pray to God they do.
N.B. Please note. Since writing this entry, Kanye’s mother (his biographer) tragically died from cosmetic surgery complications. This bizarre soap-opera like event has somehow, to me anyway, strangely reinforced my argument there should be more emphasis on real literary talent. Or perhaps I’ve got a sick sense of humour.
